The Fupa Song: By thegArddner, DarthMavis, and privilegechecked85. Inspired by a post from Mephisto-Pheles

Does your fupa hang low? Does it wobble to the floor? Do you need a board to lift it up? Or an automotive hoist? Do you kick it when you walk? Can you make it 'round the block? Does your fupa, hang, low?

Does your fupa make you slower? Does it have a nasty odor? Do you lift it to the sky? In an attempt to get it dry? Can you hide it from your neighbour with a minimum of labour? Does your fupa, hang, low?

Is your fupa really wide? Touching whom you sit beside? Does it jiggle in the breeze? When someone lets out a sneeze? Do you embarrass your nation, when you're at the train station? Is your fupa, really, wide?