You are granted a superpower, and the sole purpose of that power is to fuck with people. What superpower would you choose?
Posted Apr 6, 2015, 4:23 PM UTC
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We're not trying to literally fuck them here are we??
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Why not do both at the same time?
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At will, I can cause someone to have a violent sneeze. We're talking snot all over the place sneezes.
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This would make it so easy to get a job. Just make all other interviewees snot all over the place. Boom. Job yours.
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Teleporting other people within 3 feet of where they are. Small enough that they'll think they zoned out, large enough to make a difference and confuse them
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I can move objects slightly outside their reach.
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The ability to fill your bladder in public spaces with no restrooms.
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The ability to make people lose the springs in every pen that they use. The ability to tap their shoulder so they'd turn around... from a distance. The ability to change all their notes to coins in the smallest denomination, and then they'd just have never enough for anything. The ability to instantly remove friction from their footwear. Just the top of my head, any of these would be fine.
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The ability to freeze time. I'd only make subtle changes, though, like swapping all the tops of everyone who brought a soda to class, so it takes a long time for them to notice, but once they do, they're going to be like, "Whaaa?... How did this happen?" Or maybe put the cap back on a twist off beer after someone drank half of it already. Probably some non bottle cap related things too, I suppose, if things get boring, but I honestly can't see that happening.
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Telepathy
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"But it's too late, I've seen it all."
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the superpower to fuck with people.
I know all of their pet peeves and gain whatever other powers I need to fulfill maximum annoyance of every individual.
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You're asking for more wishes
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The ability to choose if jet fuel can melt steel beams
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The ability to make people hallucinate whatever I want. That is literally my answer for all superpower threads.
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Give people Restless Leg Syndrome whenever I feel like it.
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The power to make people stub their toes against every furniture they come across, and the power to wet everyone's socks
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The ability to fuck with people.
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Power of sneeze!
Oh you wanted to offend me? before you start let me cast 38 sneezes on you first.
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The ability to read memories, not minds. I'd find some deep, dark secret, and use it against them. Leverage. I could use it against them for money, to facilitate deals, tear apart families, force them to unwillingly submit to me, the list goes on.
Leverage, that would be nice.
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Control over their digestive system. Power to pause or fast forward? Welcome to my reign.
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The ability to give people the feeling that they have a small object up their asshole
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The ability to heat up and cool down stuff from a far.
Imagine the people getting ice cream which suddenly melts away as they want to lick it.
Or the people who just bought their vanilla chai latte and it is cold.
You get it by now, the possibilities are endless.
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invisibility, for sure
I'd be debagging people I don't like in public all day.
Please don't remove my bag :(