If I tried to explain how the URF loading screen made me feel to a Phychiatrist even I would be concerned.

From the darkness lightning strikes a metal object. It is a golden spatula. A walrus named URF is holding it high while standing on his pedastal.

Urf stands before us.

Also the walrus is dressed as one of the Cesars of old Rome. Off to his sides there are 4 golden chainguns firing bullets of gold into the sky. The lightning continues to strike as I slowly take in everything around me. There are draining pipes, and out of them flow endless sparks as well as bubbles the side of Denis Milani's Breasts. Golden Elephants spew flames from their trunks and the heat is glorious.

I don't know why it happens but everytime this plays I become entrance and my body sways. It is all I can do to contain myself and not begin to dance uncontrollably.

It has been 2 weeks now, when will this addiction stop?

Riot why do you do this, and also never stop, please never release a new champion so I can keep this feeling forever!