How Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Was Chuck Norris?

I know conventionally a woodchuck can chuck exactly 37.2 woods, but I wonder how that changes when the woodchuck has a manly beard.

Posted Apr 16, 2015, 3:39 PM UTC

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ryjmckinney•

All of it

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lemiskewl•

About 7.

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HumusTheWallsOPPhD in Computer Psyence•

So you're saying that a Chuck Norris woodchuck could chuck significantly less than a non-Chuck Norris wood chucking woodchuck?

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