r/fakeid•
Learner_

Anyone hiring?

I can't build websites. Anyone need someone to do anything?

Edit: I won't post everyone's info

Posted Apr 20, 2015, 3:14 AM UTC

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xIrishSpringx•

Ondemandids is

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FakeNeuquaThe Commoner Mod•

I'm 12 and in elementary school so that qualifies me to work for him, right?

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wob4j539689l2Dom's Doritos•

Youre actually a little too qualified for that position

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FakeNeuquaThe Commoner Mod•

I have a sister that's due in 6 months, I think she's prime for OnDemand.

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Learner_OP#PamDidNothingWrongAndBrokeNoRules•

Is she single?

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wob4j539689l2Dom's Doritos•

PERFECT

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RawlingsRx•

Deez nuts

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FakeNeuquaThe Commoner Mod•

HA! GOT HEEEEEM.

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Learner_OP#PamDidNothingWrongAndBrokeNoRules•

GOT EEM

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IDPhotoshop#FuckPIKE•

Don't fucking start that shit

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RawlingsRx•

Challenge accepted

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[deleted]•

Tickle my balls and I'll pay you in Elmo dolls.

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Learner_OP#PamDidNothingWrongAndBrokeNoRules•

Just tickle? I feel like I'm getting a better deal here

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[deleted]•

You have to look me dead in the eyes though. And I will not be laughing, as ticklish as it will be. Let's set up an interview. Please come with your nails trimmed and great shame.

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Learner_OP#PamDidNothingWrongAndBrokeNoRules•

Do I get to be naked too?

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FakeItTillYouMakeIt_#Teamzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz•

HOPEFULLY OnDemand is hiring a new CS rep

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FaketossawaILoveCats•

Shit I would do that on the CHEAP

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_yoloyellowHorny Asian•

i would do it for free....

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FaketossawaILoveCats•

Lets not get too crazy now

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_yoloyellowHorny Asian•

that CS is so bad it makes me cry and i wanna help

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