Shortly after saying I wasn't interested...
imgur.com/a/BgFsIPosted Apr 29, 2015, 4:02 PM UTC
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Grindr guys are always so classy.
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Damn vengeful sun
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Im no poetry aficionado, but that was terrible.
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I love how he went from asking if he could write a poem to saying "too late" and sending it within the course of one or two minutes.. cringe.
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Wow. This actually made me cringe. Good work!
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Doesn't even rhyme, lazy shit.
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What's wrong OP? Didn't feel like getting a mouthful of nightshade from mi'lord?
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OPs allergic to almonds. It's a deal breaker.
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A poem is better then "may I come over and see you ? ........ Too late I'm already here "
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The poems that have been showing up in this subreddit are some next level shit as far as cringe goes.
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Almost spot on but that's not what a port wine stain is
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"Young people today can probably benefit from my twelve years in college, so here's some advice: If you're a young person who writes poetry, throw it all away right now."
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I should probably add that this whole lotta crazy led me to finally deleting grindr and actually going out to bars and meeting people. And I had my first date in the city I just moved to this week. :)
Good for you, guy.
Thanks! It actually wasn't the best date ever but I'm certainly reinspired. In the mean time if any impossibly good-looking, intelligent and funny dude wants to show me around London and then marry me, have a couple of kids and be perfect all the time, you're more than welcome.
... It doesn't work like that does it. Sigh. This is what happens when you're new to dating/homosexuality.
No, no it doesn't. Should have quit while you were ahead.
Of course being irritated after writing a poem is the best way to hook up with others. /s