r/AskReddit•
TrueEnt

You are suddenly 50 and single with no responsibilities and an extra 100,000 dollars, what does your midlife crisis look like?

Posted Apr 30, 2015, 12:21 PM UTC

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evil_dickhead•

Thai Ladyboys

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Bardoux•

Hookers and blow

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ParadiseSold•

I would wear a formal dress to a sit down restaurant every night until the staff started to kind of like me because "she's just lonely."

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23_vibrators•

If I'm 50, I know $100k is fuck all in terms of my imminent retirement.

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IntrepidSI•

I was going to say the same thing. Perhaps a minimum of $5 million would be a good place to dream.

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TrueEntOP•

This is an extra 100k, your retirement stuff is still safe.

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23_vibrators•

Yeah, I got that.
It's still going into savings unless we're talking a mil or so.

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Morthern•

Brightly coloured plastic crotch rocket motorbike!

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23_vibrators•

What do you do with the remaining 98k?

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Morthern•

gold rims.

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23_vibrators•

You know... That idea isn't half bad. Gold isn't losing any value.
50 year olds might see an appeal in doing that. Kudos.

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PHOTON_BANDIT•

magic the gathering cards... lots of them

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guitarsand_whiskey•

Finally getting that 1969 mustang Shelby

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foreverinLOL•

Buy a few guitars:

another 6 string a 7 string and an 8 string.

Buy a better amp and recording equipment.

Practice, Play and write music for about a year. Then try to form a band.

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23_vibrators•

Did you post this into the wrong thread?

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foreverinLOL•

Which thread should this go in ?

I don't have that much time for guitar lately as I have to work. But give me 100,000 dollars and no responsibilities and that's exactly what I would do.

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23_vibrators•

Are you 50?

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foreverinLOL•

No, but if I would suddenly turn 50, single, with no responsibilities and an extra 100,000, that's what would happen.

No one specifically said, I have to be 50 to answer this.

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