I think It's only fair that if you take my thing_ that I get to take your thing\^

Is the thing a vegetable, formed into a rude and amusing shape, by the beard of Eris?

My precious!  My..oh, fuckit, it's yours.

Congratulations, you've obtained one penis.

Nobody was using this thing_! When i went to check on it, the thing_ was shadowbanned. I saved it, but now i am taking it for myself.
Beg as much as you need, or don't. The rescue of this forgotten thing_ is my deed.

Bring the contracts over, read the invisible lines, and then we'll talk. If you have any mouths left, that is.

Hail Eris!

Hark! I have confiscated your precious thing_!