[challenge] Make it Sexy!

All right, r/recordings. Your challenge, if you choose to accept it, is to take the mundane (and the more mundane the better) and make it HOT.

Some ideas: warning labels, food recipes, legislation... you get the idea. Let your sexy voices make some magic.

Here's [my attempt] (http://soundgasm.net/u/bshoreman/EULA-Gone-Wild) at an EULA.