Respect Kung Fury! [Kung Fury]

The full 30-minute movie, available for free on YouTube

"I'm a cop...from the future." - Kung Fury

Background: It all began when a cop and his by-the-book partner ("Goddamnit, you're the best partner I ever had." "You're like a father to me.") were chasing down a mysterious kung-fu master. Then, that by-the-book partner was tragically killed by getting sliced in half ("I could tell he was dead straight off.")! Just then, he was hit by lightning and bitten by a cobra at the same time (the cobra was offscreen). After going on a soul-search, he realized that he was the Chosen One destined to be the sole master of an ancient and powerful martial art. With the kung-fu powers brought on by this transformation, he creams this punk with one kick and sets off to administer justice to the lawless streets...which involves him going back in time and killing Hitler. Oh, I'm sorry, "Kung Fuhrer".

Summary:

Kung Fury is a superhuman 80's action hero pastiche with toonforce - if it's funny or cool, he will be ably to do it (the "helicopter-arm" feat can attest to this). His kung-fu powers make him a force to be reckoned with, no matter the opponent.

Feats

Strength

• Crushes a phone receiver into powder with his bare hands

• Holds onto this moving helicopter with one hand

• Lifts a tank over his head by the gun barrel, then smashes it down onto some Nazis. You can't see it, but he says "Tank you."

• Throws the aformentioned tank high into the air and through a wall.

• Rips a guy's arm off, then spins it around so hard it acts like a propeller and carries him into the air

• Kicks a Nazi into a walll

Speed and Agility

• Jumps higher than a skyscraper, then does a perfect split

• Here's Kung Fury cleaning house when faced with the ENTIRE NAZI ARMY

• Defeating even more Nazis

• Beating down yet more Nazis

• Some more Nazi destruction

• EVEN MORE Nazi annihilation, including ripping a head/spine combo out of a dude's body. Note that this feat was punctuated with the line "You don't need that spine...it's holding your back!"

Durability

• Survives a fall off a building into his car

• Gets thrown into the Hubble Telescope hard enough to dent it, gets right back up. Also, he can apparently breathe in space

• Is still standing up after taking a barrage of machine gun fire. He falls and "dies", but after another soul search he goes Super Saiyan and escapes the afterlife. Yes, this part of the movie was animated for some reason.

Other

• Destroys an entire city block