NZ dairy company sells "breast milk", breastfeeding groups lose their shit

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/baby/breastfeeding/69236671/Lewis-Road-Creamery-breast-milk-causes-upset

When I was in middle school I remember telling my friend that I was going to market breast milk. I'd hire women who had just had babies and give them extra work to do to make money and sell the milk for lots of money since it would be such a delicacy, and I had a plan to call the company "Momma Juice".

Everyone said I was stupid, and now I feel stupid for realizing that everyone is stupid but me.

| Lewis Road Creamery says it did not intend to mislead customers with its new "breast milk"...

What did they expect people to think this was?!