Hey, what Astrologian card blocks like a million damage?
Hyperbole
Posted Jul 16, 2015, 7:43 AM UTC
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Ewer so funny, now you're just punny.
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The level 45 quest, "Ewer Right"
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You earned yourself an exaggerated exhalation through the nostrils.
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Along with a brief vocalization resembling a hum.
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I clicked on this hoping beyond hope it was real...
...dreams shattered. :(
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What does the paladin say to his shield?
I lob you so much!
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How did the lala hurt their knee?
They lalafell
How did the BLM get lung cancer?
From burning Malboros.
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What did Ifrit say when he wiped the party?
Nailed it.
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I thought it was because they took an aero II the knee.
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I... I...
Oh my god I am crying.
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This guy is going places, bright future ahead for him.
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Give me time to gather like-minded allies and I'll see if I can make it real.
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Of course I know Dad Jokes, but I love the FF ones and want those. XD
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why isn't this a thing?!
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I hope you choke on this upvote.
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.... I aSPIRE to be just like you some day
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Ewer right to do that
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Spear me the agony of your puns
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I like to see all these puns in arrow like this.
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Gotta somehow keep the balance.
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Booooooo-urns
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I don't even get it ._.
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Hyperbole = gross exaggeration
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Bole = The damage reduction card.
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Thanks. I didn't know there was a card called bole.
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A guy in my vault run said the same thing :O
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Only problem is you'll never pull it.
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You get a Spire, you get a Spire and you get a Spire! Everybody gets a Spire..
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Unless the tank is a warrior, then you just get ewer.
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Solution: Always take a Black Mage with you with your Warrior tanks, no card is useless! Squeeze out more fires and overpowers!
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Suddenly. All of the Spears.
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Take the upvote and go away.
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You su... Yeah I voted up...
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Sigh. I've upvoted and smiled. You've got what you came here to do. Doors over there.
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Another pun . . .^^^I'm ^^^still ^^^upvoting.
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Why are they throwing their books?
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They're boomerangs, duh
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What astrologian card refreshes their target's cooldowns?
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[deleted]
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Gdi
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God.... Damnit. <3
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It's dangerous to goad alone take this!
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I laughed and I hate that I laughed