Don't mind me I'm just going to user sim you guys in here.

It's pretty dead here and I've been wanting to post but I'm bad with ideas. Proof in point: CA is currently having fun with this.

This bot apparently analyzes your comment history and makes a comment as you based off what it finds. Maybe it'll feel like we're all having a conversation! And by all means feel free to join in.

Posted Jul 23, 2015, 5:57 AM UTC · edited

528
ZombeeAndroidOP2 A.M. Burritos and Whiskey Shits•

+/u/user_simulator u/raptor

3
User_Simulator•

A few chunks are missing but its only to know this song word for word in 7th grade. Two different scenarios here. beer ramen, in theory this could be the even matchup of AFC vs NFC unlike last year. He's looked like a Seahawk museum at the top and now im drinking again.

~ raptor


^^Info ^^| ^^Subreddit

3
ZombeeAndroidOP2 A.M. Burritos and Whiskey Shits•

+/u/user_simulator u/legendofthebar

2
ZombeeAndroidOP2 A.M. Burritos and Whiskey Shits•

Of course knowing me I've found some way to muck it up...

So sounds like the kind of girl who would try to cam without hats.

Yep.

2
User_Simulator•

I'm sorry, further research showed me they removed a persons ability to reproduce is actually a mental paitent and their trying to get us links on ca, drunk, and maybe some extra sugar, put the cap back on but dont screw it all up with everyones names. we didn't want it any more after that. Well, not waiting that hard to figgure out the fall cocktails for my home bar. So sounds like the kind of girl who would try to cam without hats.

~ legendofthebar


^^Info ^^| ^^Subreddit

2
ZombeeAndroidOP2 A.M. Burritos and Whiskey Shits•

+/u/user_simulator u/zombeeandroid

2
User_Simulator•

I also know how to forge my grandmother's signature to get a decent strategy system and then goes about his death, too. You may actually use it more than the thumbnail provides. Just give in to your advantage on Halloween?

~ zombeeandroid


^^Info ^^| ^^Subreddit

3
ZombeeAndroidOP2 A.M. Burritos and Whiskey Shits•

+/u/user_simulator u/godhathnoopinion

2
User_Simulator•

You can call me fat if you see it as my desk top background.

~ godhathnoopinion


^^Info ^^| ^^Subreddit

5
gravexrobberOld Crow is my Spirit Animal•

This is fucking hilarious.

3
GODHATHNOOPINIONBOOZE!•

Hey now I resemble this remark..

3
ZombeeAndroidOP2 A.M. Burritos and Whiskey Shits•

+/u/user_simulator u/ryoukaze

2
User_Simulator•

User 'ryoukaze' has 2 comments in history; minimum requirement is 25.


^^Info ^^| ^^Subreddit

1
ZombeeAndroidOP2 A.M. Burritos and Whiskey Shits•

ಠ_ಠ

2
Totentag•

I'll text that fucker right now and tell him to start commenting more often. Also...

+/u/user_simulator u/Totentag

2
User_Simulator•

A bit of cash on hand, buy the dip for you, it will take about ten minutes at most. So, is there a reference there I'm not really adding anything there. Thought I might actually start using this just for the 20 years, I would prefer to have one, and the 2011 Report linked show some pretty incredible dip, cigarettes, and snus made outside of the bug and continue onward.

~ Totentag


^^Info ^^| ^^Subreddit

2
ZombeeAndroidOP2 A.M. Burritos and Whiskey Shits•

+/u/user_simulator u/gravexrobber

2
User_Simulator•

Thanks for the court fees, since I got Destiny from Gamefly and I really don't want to waste my next 3 hours. On my way to pick up a friend to go to jail for, etc. Feeling Cool and Pleasant->It's Suddenly Warm->I Feel Amazing.

~ gravexrobber


^^Info ^^| ^^Subreddit

3
gravexrobberOld Crow is my Spirit Animal•
2
blohkdu•

+/u/user_simulator u/blohkdu

2
User_Simulator•

Not trolling at all man, just trying to tear away is my guess. My one year stint there as a dark beer slut, I must take the time to apply.

~ blohkdu


^^Info ^^| ^^Subreddit

1
Hussod•

+/u/user_simulator u/hussod

2
User_Simulator•

People who decide they love someone that dated a Mormon for five years, if she is a good person. Football season is the real answer. I used to really cheer for the kicker just as high of a current debate at my house. Based on the corporate network. However, as I am in a conservative state.

~ hussod


^^Info ^^| ^^Subreddit

1
ZombeeAndroidOP2 A.M. Burritos and Whiskey Shits•

+/u/user_simulator u/lilyreinvented

1
User_Simulator•

So my blessing is full of shit about how I wanted to major in music in college and have a music-related career. Unfortunately, at the time I was allowed to for a while, when I was partway through high school and starting to get sick of the article AT ALL.

~ lilyreinvented


^^Info ^^| ^^Subreddit

2
ZombeeAndroidOP2 A.M. Burritos and Whiskey Shits•

+/u/user_simulator u/warmnewbones

1
User_Simulator•

I'm originally from Halifax but moved to a 36 D/DD. I'm 26F My partner does this because he recently went to high school, we had to produce pictures but then, my ex husband in 2007. I remember some person getting up and being silly with you at home.

~ warmnewbones


^^Info ^^| ^^Subreddit

2
Warmnewbonescheap whiskey, broken dreams and loose women•

It captured me perfectly.

1
ZombeeAndroidOP2 A.M. Burritos and Whiskey Shits•

Bored again

+/u/user_simulator u/ZombeeAndroid

EDIT: Looks like it's dead. Last post 20 days ago. RIP

1
User_Simulator•

I can understand Lex or Bruce actually having the resources to get actual pain medication in your life.

~ ZombeeAndroid


^^Info ^^| ^^Subreddit

1
ZombeeAndroidOP2 A.M. Burritos and Whiskey Shits•

Holy shit that's actually really good.

1