Love him or hate him, Mauro Ranallo always made me laugh, and he was always enthusiastic. Here are some of his best/worst quotes.

"He's got more game than a wildlife preserve!"

"Alien lifeform on the side of James Thompson's head, my God!"

"One thing we know about Thompson - great looking fighter, has potential but has a chin that’s made out of…well…Cinderella's favorite slippers."

"Which Abbot.. which Tank will show up tonight, Sherman or Septic?"

"Kimbo's not great on the ground... but Shaq doesn't make many free throws, and he still wins!"

• Frank Shamrock: "Gina [Carano] is tough! I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole."
• Mauro: "I'd touch Gina [Carano] with a 25cm pole!"

Brett Rogers smokes James Thompson like a Cuban Cigar in Little Havana."

• After Rogers KO's Thompson.

"From Russia, with Glove!"

• about Fedor

"High drama from Saitama!"

"Chonan recently had a tattoo resembling the God of Thunder.. well he just met the God of Lightning in the form of Henderson's fists!"

"He went down faster than the Titanic!"

"Yo, yo, yo.. and away we go!"

"And IT'S...ALL...OVERRRRRRR--not yet!"

"Dos Caras Jr. will be facing a baptism by towering inferno tonight while facing Cro Cop."

"He puts the O in ostentatious."

Feel free to add more if you remember them.

Edit: some typos