First Salvia experience (x5)

Just had my first Salvia experience. Only word I have for it is "strange".

So I'm sat on my bed with my bong, I take two small sprinkles at first, just to be cautious that I won't have some kind of hyper-reaction. Nothing. I pack up the bowl completely with about 0.5g and go for it. This is what followed...

Start: 23:45

What's that music? Don't be stupid, there's no music playing. But what's that music? Oh, dofus.. you smoked salvia. There's music. I lay back and close my eyes, I see a bright blue sky... I'm in the universe of some Germanic family where everyone wears hats and lederhosen. Cartoonesque. I feel like we could be an advert for schnitzel, or something.

So this salvia... can I control things? Portal myself into whatever universe I desire in my mind? I feel like I can.

Blackness. I can hear some kind of weird, pulsing, metallic noise. I can visualise... almost feel although I'm riding on some tube of shiny gold. Thoughts of Sonic the Hedgehog flit in my mind. Not sure why.

Benedict Cumberbatch. I whisper his name. He's outside the door, isn't he?

Why is Will from the Inbetweeners narrating my thoughts?

Take another hit. Do it. Take another hit and you can be with the stars. Smoke the rest of the bowl, lie back.

The metallic, throbbing Sonic-noise is back. But I can also hear metal crashing. Like the kind of sound you'd hear in an meat processing factory. I keep hearing whispers and try to suppress them. They're verballising my negative thoughts. "You're worthless." It's fine. You smoked Salvia. This will pass. This will pass.

End: 00:00

So... there you go. I honestly don't think I like it, and despite having .5g left I don't really want to smoke it. On reflection, I think if I'd smoked more, or a higher concentration, I could have gone into really quite a dark, negative place. It's certainly an interesting drug, and the first I have ever taken which has actually made me feel like I have no grip on reality (On LSD I feel 100% in touch with what's actually happening, albeit through 'TripVision' as I like to think of it). I don't like the thought of smoking it and not being able to remember that what I'm experiencing is drug-induced.