His triumphant return?!
(Not really; but I can dream of my salty main! ;_; here is my ode to him and his (hopeful) return!)
Grog Is beer
Oranges and I know no fear
Blood of my enemies does flow
Oh soon you will know
Yet! My Fortune ran wild
My ship who had been my child
Dead and burning it sinks
Bilgewater I am dead, it thinks.
I return with explosive anger
Kegs are blowing, all are in danger
I will show them all my rage!
My name will reign for an entire age
Fortune count your blessings
Soon the wounded sings
Of your death, your final blow
And who killed you all will know!
Gangplank, the scourge, The saltwater king!
Oh my name has such a nice ring...
Edit: Formatting is hard :(
Posted Jul 31, 2015, 11:31 PM UTC · edited
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