I Want Off of Mr.Caray's Wild Ride!

Hello, I am checking into my new team. I know you are getting inundated with these posts so I will short and sweet.

I started off on NewYorkMets, Got DFA'd. Got picked up by KCRoyals, promptly traded back to NewYorkMets for a sharknado. NewYorkMets Traded me back to KCRoyals for I don't even know what and now I am here. So please love me.