I have a Leaf of Kudzu to give away. Why should I give it to you?

I will only give it away to a regular user of this sub. No new accounts and no one who doesn't at least occasionally contribute to this sub.

Tell me why you should get my precursor. Or tell me a cool story about you and Guild Wars. Or tell me a cool story about you and PC Gaming. Or make me laugh. Whatever. I'll be picking the commenter that I like the most.

I would just like it to go to a good home. I would prefer to give it to someone who intends on making it, but it doesn't have to be.

I'll pick who I want, when I want. Good luck!

Edit: Wow... So many good choices already. I am just going to have to pick someone soon because I already feel guilty because there are at least 5 or 6 I want to give it too.

Edit 2: I am sorry everyone, I have to end this and pick someone now. I can't stand hearing all these great submissions and having to pick one. I choose.... u/Stacy_X

Edit 3: Delivered. She was happy and so was I. :) I am sorry to everyone I let down. I wish I could have given 10 away! Good night all.