A few products I've been thinking about over the years. Figure this place is the best place for them.

1. A Rock-and-Roll Self Rocking Rocking Chair - ok so the way I see it people who were rocking to Black Sabbath, AClightningboltDC, led zeppelin, Pink Floyd, their fans are starting to get a little older. Why not let some of their fans enjoy their music in a rocking chair that rocks to the beat of their music in a rocking chair.

2. Deoduranduran - buy the rights to the band Duran Duran and release a deodorant. Make it smell like "new wave"

3. Revival Rhubarb - Use the healing powers of the common Rhubarb to bring back some of the most influential people of the world, like Adam Yauch from the Beastie Boys or all of The Ramones

4. Space Jam - Buy a plot of land now on the moon for extremely cheap (preferably near the og landing site) and when technology is there, build a Club called Space Jam. Use your ownership of Duran Duran to have a reoccurring band. At least until you're able to bring back people from the dead and get the beastie boys ready to rock again.

If you want one of these ideas take them as your own, I just call dibs on two percent of all profit and commercial rights.

I've got a list of about 40 more, these are just some of the crazier ones. If you want to hear some more just ask.