Super secret Journal 3.

Dear Diary,

If you're reading this, stop going through my personal belongings.

Prick.

I'm guessing it was you who stole all my Yorkie bars you fat wanker! I was saving those...

I will catch you eventually...

I have enclosed a magnum and 3 bullets so you can punish yourself accordingly... Head shot would be great thanks?!

Cheers, and I hope you die in a fire...

P.S looking forward too hearing from you...

-Codrum.