Silent Knight, Holy Knight
Silent Knight, Holy Knight,
Queuing up, for a fight.
Found a match against Rexxar,
Oh let me guess which type you are(!)
Turn one Leper Gnome.
Turn one Leper Gnome.
Use dagger, lose four health.
Silent Knight will carry with Stealth.
Blades against bows - this is a race.
With his damage, I'll keep up to pace.
He plays Mad Scientist.
He plays Mad Scientist.
Turn three, I'll sit tight.
I have played my Silent Knight.
Scientist going for face,
Mandatory Huffer going for face.
Just twenty health already.
Just twenty health already.
Tons of damage he can boast.
But Poison and Agent - Huffer is toast.
His free secret I must embrace.
The Wolfrider's now on my face.
I can oil next turn!
I can oil next turn.
He Quick Shots, Agent dies,
But a new plan I can devise.
Rexxar's still SMOrcing me,
How low can I afford to be?
Coin, dagger, oil.
Coin, dagger, oil.
Attack and flurry, I can still win.
But my Knight needs to damage him.
It's Freezing Trap, what the heck,
Who even runs it in that deck??
Mistakes were made.
Mistakes were made.
"I give up", this is the end.
Send a request to be his friend.
Time to channel my inner Reynad,
I need to tell him that he's so bad.
"You are unemployed =)
Stay at the bottom, Roach Boy =)"
Posted Aug 12, 2015, 4:21 PM UTC
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