Whose Line Is It Wednesday Unofficial Thread

Welcome to Whose Line Is It Wednesday, with your host, u/ballzxxtoxxyou ! Hey y'all! Welcome to Whose Line Is It Wednesday, where the upvotes don't matter. Boo it's the offseason. Now onto the rules of the thread!

1. Any game from the show can be used.
2. Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.
3. Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.
4. If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations. If you don't understand the concept, a skit looks like this: "Things you could say about ESPN, but not your girlfriend."
   Btw, Alaska was pretty cool, yall should go sometime.