Mild rant. Co-workers need to mind their own fucking business.

Why do people I barely know think they can tell me what to do with my dick? I'm married, we bought a house, so now apparently it's time to start a family. Therefore I should stick my dick in my wife and get pregnant because that's what I'm supposed to do.

HOW IS THIS SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE. Why do people think it's ok to tell me that's what I need to do? I try to be cordial and say "As an expert on myself, I disagree" but they just keep pushing this shit. It's gross and makes me feel gross.

FUCK!