Sgt Hammer shower thoughts...

Random thoughts of a siege tank:

Wonder where I need to park...
How many mines would I need to blow up a Murky?
I know Napalm is required for this place, but Missle matches my camo coloring.
Does getting ganked by Nova 5 times mean she like likes me, should I ask her on a date?
Hi Abathur hat, I'm sorry for being out of range/touch, can we still be friends?
If red team wipes, can I push their corpses around with the front of my tank?
I just blew up 3 forts, killed Nova and Zeratul... why do you think I'm fat ; _;
Would I move faster with by stuffing burritos in my reactor, or would a donut on a stick suffice?
When I die, do I go to the high heavens or a nearby repair garage where Steve the SCV will quote one price then charge triple on completion?
Mmm, explosions...
No, you may not ride in my tank... Blue Murky can ride on top though.
Zeratul keeps trying to poke me from behind, should I roll over and tell him straight out I don't swing that way?
If the fastest way from point A to point B is by Missle, why does red team always move out of its way ; _;

Sgt Hammer drinking game: One shot if the entire red team bum rushes you. Two shots if you're the only one to destroy a structure all game. Three shots if mines actually kill anyone. Full rum and coke if you had to cloak solo core to save a game.