31[M4F]Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

You: 25-35, working class/professional type, free time at work, quick to respond, witty, sarcastic, don't necessarily need a subject to chat (the words just flow). Me: see above, add responsible connoisseur of some adult beverages, arm chair racing enthusiast, excellent cook in training, coffee chugger. PM me a few things about yourself. Include your age, country of residence, and one little known fact or talent you may have.