The One Ring goes on vacation

First post, so apologies for any mistakes...

Weird things tends to occur around my mother. Either she lives her life as a dedicated, hard-boiled practical joker, or she is a crazy magnet. Here's one that happened on summer vacation when i was a kid in the 80s:

We were driving through Austria and had stopped at some scenic spot to eat. My parents spread a cloth on a foldable picnic table, and cooked coffee and eggs on a camping stove. My mother took off her wedding ring and used it for an egg cup while we ate. It was a thick, smooth gold ring, and the egg balanced nicely on it.

After the meal i picked up the cloth to shake off the breadcrumbs while my parents packed up the food. The ring was in still on the cloth, my mother shouted out just too late, and it sailed off into the bushes. We spent hours searching for it, but it was gone. Needless to say, she was quite pissed.

She found it again eight years later while clearing out weeds from a flowerbed in her garden. It was buried in the dirt among her roses - in a different country, two thousand kilometres away.

There's no doubt it is the same ring; the inscription has my father's name and their wedding date - it is an exact mirror of my father's ring. She still has it today, but do not wear it.

While i always look for mundane explanations, i have no idea what this is. The only thing i can think of is that she went and got a new ring as a prank and has kept the joke going for more than twentyfive years. But this is far from the only anecdote surrounding her; i have witnessed a couple of them myself - including a really mind-bending, spooky synchronity story that built up over several decades. But you never know; perhaps she is laughing her head off after messing with us all our lives.

Posted Aug 24, 2015, 10:03 PM UTC

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heartsandthoughts•

"But this is far from the only anecdote surrounding her; i have witnessed a couple of them myself - including a really mind-bending, spooky synchronity story that built up over several decades."

Do tell....

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mulborough•

This. Love the wedding ring story and I'm keen to hear more

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RandomLudditeOP•

Thank you for the interest! I'll see if i can write that other story up too.

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idwthis•

I've had that kind of thing happen, too! My dad had this keychain, it was an oversized Indian Head nickel, like this. But the chain was different. He'd been carrying the thing on his keys for quite a few years before I came along. When he passed away in 1997, I got the keychain and had it on my keys.

Ten years later I took it off my keys, because its chain was starting to break. Stuck it in a jewelery box. In 2012, my apartment was robbed, all jewelry boxes taken, everything. That was in Florida.

I've moved 5 times since then. One day this past winter, where I am now in Mississippi, I was going through my underwear drawer. In the bottom was that God damn key chain! How it got there, I will never know. I just know it wasn't in any of my things in all those moves. Nice to know I'm not the only one this has happened to!

I'd love to hear the other stories you have!

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RandomLudditeOP•

Perhaps reality is a little fuzzy on the edges and small details "wears off" sometimes - your keychain resetting to it's original, non-stolen state. If the world is that chaotic, there's no reason such a glitch should update our memories to match, so we are left with these weird stories...

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idwthis•

If this is the case, I'm alright with my memories not 'updating'. I love the term btw, like my brain just hasn't gotten a software update lol

Stories like yours and mine and everyone else's here in GitM keep life interesting :)

Please, I'd love to hear more about the "mind-bending, spooky synchronicity" story!

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RandomLudditeOP•

like my brain just hasn't gotten a software update

Well, i didn't get the update either...

I'd love to hear more about the "mind-bending, spooky synchronicity" story!

Basically, she claimed "something" kept messing with her work. We didn't believe her and made fun of it until she got fed up and forced an experiment on us to prove it. It kind of did - at least enough that it stopped being a joke. This went on from 1981 to 1998, when it stopped. I actually saw the crazy once, in the early nineties.

Then, in 2011, the big "gotcha" jumped out and shouted booo in a phone call i had with somebody completely unrelated to all this.

It's a very long and convoluted story, but i'll try to massage it down to something readable that will fit here. May take a couple of weeks, though.

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kinetic-passion•

please do! we are very interested to read it :)

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sticky-me•

I like this one a lot.

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