Friendly_Jackalphiladelphia•

I like how the first 2 paragraphs are the only ones to reference what he actually did, while the rest of the article rambles on about what a great player he is, and all his accomplishments on the field.

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uberatiOP•

I suspect he was returning home drunk from watching Kanye West's speech at the MTV VMAs, and was inspired to do it for his bro's.

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Kleos117•

Did he think the phone he stole was a football or something? Why throw away everything for a cell phone?

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deadmicedance•

3:36AM Sunday morning...

He was hammered.

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BP619•

Ahhh, all the terrible things that I wish upon this asshole....

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FellintoOblivion•

This guy was apparently suffering from mental issues judging by his Twitter feed.

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SallyFuckingForth•

Real smart. Throw away your football career to steal a cellphone? Hello, when you use uber they know who you are! How did he think he would get away with it?

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doveenigma13tucson•

But black lives matter bro.

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