Thursday Late Night Thread brought to you by the pleasure of stealing Tom Brady from your Pats fan friend's hands in your fantasy football draft

On the night we drafted (long before Brady's suspension was overturned):

Draft order, round IDK, like 9 or something

1. Me
2. Pats fan friend 3-6. Other friends

Me: "Hmmmm, I know he wants Tom Brady for when he comes back from his suspension, and I already have Luck and Romo, who would both be strong starters in our two QB league...Fuck it" drafts Brady

Pats Fan Friend texts me about 30 seconds later: "Fuck you and your unborn child"

Me, a little over two months later, watching the Pats game: cackles maniacally for three hours

In other news, it was (OK, for the next 1:11:00 it is) my birthday today.