I'd like to make everyone an ugly dwarf.

I haven't played in a while and I absolutely love to edit the game and come up with crazy scenarios to fight against. So I was thinking to myself, can I make every spawned NPC in the game a hideous dwarf? So that I may be the fairest in all the land.

My not-ugly husbands wouldn't have anyone to cheat on me with! It'd just be interesting to see how well this could work, because I don't want to stop there when it comes to oppressing courtiers.