Here are some cast assessments links to my favorite Survivor recapper Stimpy. This Canadian dude has been posting commentary on [RealityTVCalendar](http://realitytvcalendar.com/), or [**Snarkfests**](http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/shows/survivor31/survivor31.html) as he dubs them, since Tocantins. Love the dry humor that he infuses in his assessments and commentaries every episode, along with his straight-up analysis of people's moves and edits. Plus the nicknames he gives certain people are hilarious. Here are his first impressions towards the Second Chancers:

[Abi](http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/shows/survivor31/bios/abi.html)

[Andrew](http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/shows/survivor31/bios/andrew.html)

[Ciera](http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/shows/survivor31/bios/ciera.html)

[Jeff](http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/shows/survivor31/bios/jeff.html)

[Jeremy](http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/shows/survivor31/bios/jeremy.html)

[Joe](http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/shows/survivor31/bios/joe.html)

[Kass](http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/shows/survivor31/bios/kass.html)

[Keith](http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/shows/survivor31/bios/keith.html)

[Kelley](http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/shows/survivor31/bios/kelley.html)

[Kelly](http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/shows/survivor31/bios/kelly.html)

[Kimmi](http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/shows/survivor31/bios/kimmi.html)

[Monica](http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/shows/survivor31/bios/monica.html)

[Peih-Gee](http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/shows/survivor31/bios/peih.html)

[Shirin](http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/shows/survivor31/bios/shirin.html)

[Spencer](http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/shows/survivor31/bios/spencer.html)

[Stephen](http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/shows/survivor31/bios/stephen.html)

[Tasha](http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/shows/survivor31/bios/tasha.html)

[Terry](http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/shows/survivor31/bios/terry.html)

[Vytas](http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/shows/survivor31/bios/vytas.html)

[Woo](http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/shows/survivor31/bios/woo.html)

Survivor: Second Chances - Stimpy's Take