Okay.......

Thanks for the stickied post and all. That's great, 10/10 shit but what about us disphits that's wanna trade micro cap stocks and bankroll on that? Yeah. I'll go long and follow the information you have about playing safe and going longe grandma but what about the fuckers that live for the thrill?

I don't know about you but I semi blindly follow some of the shit I see on this subreddit. Of course I do my DD when it comes to researching. I find out their financial situation. Cash on hand. Their reserves and all the good shit but how do I become a premium trader. I wanna be next generation next level shit.

Teach me your ways and I'll teach you mine. Now don't get me wrong I've made plenty of money (LOL JK NO) doing this quazy trading shit but I'm just gonna get some tax refunds (finally.) I wanna YOLO with and I'm feeling a new Audi or maybe a butler or a penthouse or a country.

Look. Tell me your ways sir. How do you research. I'm feeling quazy. Starting to second guess myself about everything. Feeing like everything is luck. If I can so this I'll take $50k outta my TFSA and bankroll it outta control. Like Compton. I'm so scared now I'll weight the economic benefits of taking a shit because maybe the stock will decline while I'm dropping a deuce then I'm fucked. You see what I mean. I need your help. Maybe it's a confidence boost because 50 thou is a lot of money for a 27 year old but I want in on this and I want in on it good. I WANT TO QUIT MY DAY JOB AND BANG MY SMOKIN HOT COWORKER, SHIT SHE HAS THE NICEST TATAS

I want to get into this $<10 stock market fuckery with some medium to nano cap stocks where i can BANKROLL MOTHERFUCKERS and bang ALEXIS IN THE BACK OF MY PRIVATE JET AND CUM CHAMPAGNE ALL OVER HER SEXY WAXED PUSSAYYYYY

Just tell me how you do it. I honestly; really need it.