Writing a joke song about accidentally making out with a friend while on Molly, need help writing some simple guitar chords.

Yeah, So we accidentally made out three weeks ago and haven't talked about it. I thought I'd finally break the awkward ice by writing a joke song. Here are the lyrics so far:

Just one pill From the guy In the corner

And you cornered me one two three with your shirt off

You say you've Had a crush on me For forever And you think we should makeout.

Molly makeout, Molly makeout, Ooh Molly makeout.

Did you mean What you said? Ever since Burning Man, I've had doubts.

Can we be Closer friends? Or are we on the outs? Ooh, Molly makeout.

I hate that it's a secret and I hate that I've been awkward, I hate that I've been jealous And very much unproper...

And I think we should makeout.

Without the Molly this time. Ooh, no-molly makeouts: They might be the best kind.

I like Garfunkel and Oates style joke songs. Ukelele would also be great I think. I'm not a confident singer, but I have some time tonight and tomorrow to think about how I want to sing this.

Please also critique my lyrics!

If I use your chords, I'll paypal you $30!