Damn it, I just nongged it up

My new friend-zoned Rainy was just telling me a story about a woman in her town that has 11 adult children, and then she said Spring Festival is crazy. I asked how many pigs she needs to kill. Rainy spit out all of the rice that was in her mouth, and said that they don't kill pigs for spring festival where she is from. She doesn't seem to take my opinions seriously anymore, and keeps reminding me to chew with my mouth closed now.