What is your most petty act of God?

I just started a new game after making an absolute mess of my last colony, seriously, it was like something out of a horror movie.

My three chosen one's crash and emerge into their new world, shack up in an abandoned granite shack and get down to the business of surviving. Suddenly a new arrival appears with a pack of crazies on his heels. Upon arrival he gets right down to work, he is very hard working and a mining prodigy, a much needed skill in my new colony!

Then he is smushed by a rampaging muffalo in the dead of winter and dies before anyone can get to him...

A few days later another new settler named Fuego shows up out of the blue! Hooray, some more hands to help around the colony! Except he is a nobleman whose only skills are art and napping and is entirely incapable (or unwilling) to do any kind of manual labor.

Fuego is now restricted to my crafting and storage rooms for the rest of his life. Occasionally he is allowed to use a bedroom but only when he is good and makes daddy a sculpture that sells really well, the little prissy jerk.