Journal Entry: NUMBER hi... I'm Sky.

Sky sets up the camera. He is wearing a white shirt, brown pants, a sombrero, and a fake moustache

VIVA MEXICO! clears throat, puts away hat, and tears off moustache Yeah... today was a good day. Um... I still believe I may be the dragonborn, but apparently Max thinks I went insane. Um... I spent hours doing the 50 laps, but I managed to do them.

Also, yesterday I asked Kristy if she wanted to go on a date with me... pauses, looks at the floor for a few seconds. A single tear can be seen falling down his cheek Uh... it... didn't go well... wipes tear off his face But we're still friends... and that's what matters. So... a few recruits joined today. Like 5 or 6. Yeah, I only met three. Shea was pretty cool. Zera was kind of... adorable, I guess. And Smoker is an asshole who tries to look cool but really isn't... kind of like me in my first weeks here. Let's just hope he brings honor to the Sky hole.

Also, if any FUCKING REPTILIAN FUCKS are watching this... flips off camera That's it. Self-five. claps Aww yeah!