Dexter Grif (RvB) vs Halo's campaign.

After going deep into a cave in Blood Gulch to avoid doing work at Red Base, Grif finds a strange forerunner slab. Against his better judgement, but because he was too lazy to keep going, he takes a nice long nap on the slab. When he wakes up he is being taken out of the cryopod on the Pillar of Autumn as the covenant begin to board. How far does he make it?

Bonus Rounds: He starts at the beginning of each Halo game, including ODST and Reach.