Give me back my book, ya dick

At school, my friend stole my textbook cuz I stole her book. I gave her book back to her but had to leave early, so I trusted her to give my textbook back to me.

Next day, I ask for my textbook back. She says she put it on top of a vending machine, "so I could find it later". And left it there. Overnight. Needless to say, it was gone. So I ask her to get it back. "Later." Ok, I understand, you got priorities.

Next day, I ask her. Again, she says later. This goes on for about a week, with her making up various excuses about why she can't and/or won't find it, telling me to "find it myself". My teacher finds out I don't have my textbook and makes me do push ups every single day I don't have it.

After coming into class pissed off cuz I had to 30 push ups in front of my other class, I finally convinced her to give it back me, by publicly shaming her in front of the class. She eventually gets it back to me but still says it's my fault and refuses to apologize, that she shouldn't have to look for it since I lost it (?!?!?!?!). So I'm miffed, how the hell is this my fault?

However, she also uses my Netflix. And loves TV shows. So I waited until she was in the middle of a Criminal Minds and The Vampire Diaries episode and decided I needed to change the password now, for "security".

She keeps texting me, asking for the password, and I'm ignoring her. And tomorrow, I'll tell her it's her fault for not finding the password and I'll keep it from her for a week. Maybe I'll ask her to do a few push ups? Who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Posted Sep 16, 2015, 6:08 AM UTC · edited

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