Artie watched AGT and posted these tweets

Check it out:

"Watching Americas Got Talent. Heidi Klum just said "Comedy is subjective". Gave me hope. I hope Seal puts his dick back in her mouth soon!"

"Loving this episode of AGT!!! One suggestion. The winner should get to light Nick Cannon on fire"

"There's an English guy in a dragon suit on AGT! I'm finding it hard not to drive to Radio City & cave his head in with a fungo bat Go Heidi!"

"Just in! Coming up on AGT a comedian will talk about his dating life! Wow. This show is a fuckin revolution! I pray he's subjective Heidi!"

"This guy got on AGT cause he's great at swallowing. That also explains how Mel B got on too"

"Swallowing is subjective. #Heidiisafuckinggenius"

"This comic got over the obstacle of being a stutterer. Now he needs to get over the obstacle of being the least funny person who ever lived"