TIFU by thinking the term "giving head" meant something totally different as a child.

So this was way back in the day but I will always remember this. First off I was at church camp, I think I was 11-12 years old (now 23). I was sitting there unpacking my things for a fun week at church camp and talking to some new friends I had just made. While I know we were at church camp, we were 11-12 year olds and we're all little horned up bastards so these guys were talking about "getting head". I didn't hear much of the convo but it eventually came around to me.....I was pretty inexperienced, and was thinking "getting head" would mean somebody sticking just the head of their penis inside of me, I proudly and confidently say "No way, I don't get head, I give it!" These kids immediately were completely weirded out by me, and it eventually spread to all the other guys in the bunk house. That week of church camp was not as fun as it should have been.

TIFU by telling all the other boys at church camp that I give head.