Punframe: Echoes of the Really Horrible Jokes

-In order to combat the Tenno on their level, a Grineer cpatain once developed a specialized martial art. It was called gra-kata.

-A Corpus entrepreneur came up with a revolutionary new tool to help people care for their yards. Unfortunately, plants in general outside Earth are not a common sight in the solar system, and even rarer are homes large enough to accommodate a yard. Thus, the Lawn Moa never really took off.

-I really don't trust that Bek guy. I mean, he sounds like a Frohd.

-A Grineer R&D engineer presented a platoon of troopers with a number of variants of the Hind rifle for testing, labeled A-E for easy data collection. The modifications she made to the C Hind and A Hind proved to be total failures, but everyone seemed to like her B Hind.

-Did you know that the Grineer tried to build and market a line of toy vehicles to children in order to stick it to the Corpus? They were all powered with detonite injectors, which caused more fatalities than actual sales. Still, their marketing slogan was rather accurate: "built Tonkor tough"