Oi!! Reviewers! Why don't you look at product warranties?

Pretty much all reviewers do the same...

Open box "So you get your mod, some instructions, warranty card..." Casually toss warranty card to the side without even reading it

Yes we realize you just got 4 of them delivered for free, and don't personally care, but what about us poor mugs who actually pay for this stuff?

They spend more time in reviewing the instruction manual rather than telling you what happens if it shits the bed 6 weeks after you bought it. Send it back to the US? To China? Pay postage? Pay postage and 'admin'? Suck it up and eat $50 - $100+?

The difference between mods is pretty much personal preference nowadays. I can easily find something with the power I need/ the size I want and I really don't care how 'clicky' the buttons are (has any other industry been so fascinated with such a ridiculous idea?), or if the buttons (clicky or otherwise) shake when I rattle it around like a maraca.

How about reviewing what happens if it dies and I want it repaired or replaced? Almost like some kind of useful consumer information for people considering buying the product?

So some reviewer who's on here. Here's what I would like to see; Act like some of the stuff you got to review has failed. And as a regular punter, not a reviewer, complete the steps shown on that little card, then post a video review on vendors based on who stands behind their products, who we should spend our money with, and who leaves their customers high and dry.

Not how 'clicky' the fucking buttons are.

Loves!

Dave.