Play drunk

To be 100 percent honest I have never had better success playing side ops until tonight. I'm 8 shots plus beers in of turk 101 and I swear I'm slaying side ops like it's child's play. I'm like a DAMN rain man right now. Each side op is like flawless to anyone who is searching for the holy grail of mg5 side op badasserery. Just slam a bunch of bourbon and ye shall channel your inner big Boss and just kill it. My daughter wakes up in like 6 hours so I'm drinking pedialyte like it's been discontinued but I thought I'd share my method with you fine gents and lassies as to to the path to glory. YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD. good night guys......