What does "somebody's gonna laid in college" mean?

In S2E06, Rick's response to "That just sounds like slavery with extra steps" was "Ohh la la, somebody's get gonna laid in college".

What does he mean by that? Does he mean that Morty is acting like a smartass? Or that Morty is a buzzkill? Or?

(Same goes for Zeep's response: "Eek barba dirkle! Someone's gonna get laid in college".)