/r/nottheonion report: Tuesday, September 08, 2015 - Monday, September 14, 2015
Totals: 7 days, 347 posts, 14,284 comments.
Included in this report: The top 347 posts, and 14,176 of the top comments, by 8,486 distinct authors.
No posts were gilded, but 6 comments were gilded.
See the comments for detailed reports and charts.
Most Popular Posts
| Score | Author | Post Title |
|---|
| 5080 | /u/a_political_junkie | Weatherman pronounces 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrob-wllllantysiliogogogoch' flawlessly on live TV |
| 4984 | /u/alltheaids | Father launches campaign to find son’s hit and run driver only to realise he was responsible |
| 4941 | /u/Justadabwilldo | India's politicians blame rape on Chinese food, cell phones, jeans |
| 4930 | /u/FX114 | Antonio Banderas Is Going to Fashion School So He Can Bring Capes Back to Menswear |
| 4378 | /u/mrojek | 'Siri' interrupts White House press briefing, answers Iran question |
| 4132 | /u/twidlesticks | Trio stole $1K worth of beer kegs without realizing they were empty, cops say |
| 3880 | /u/not_slim_shaddy | North Korea insists it has a good human rights record, UN unconvinced |
| 3870 | /u/marmadukeESQ | ‘Like a swimming pool’: Chinese netizens marvel at cleanliness of Japanese flood waters |
| 3627 | /u/not_slim_shaddy | Private Detective Caught Man’s Wife Having Sex With His Own Teenage Son |
| 3473 | /u/cbugger | Florida Gun Shop offers discount with promotion code "Muslim" |
| 2888 | /u/witchsbrew | Desperate And In Debt: 30% Of Millennials Would Sell An Organ To Get Rid Of Student Loans |
| 2832 | /u/twidlesticks | Trump: I always 'felt that I was in the military' |
| 2546 | /u/WilsonKeel | French Castles Cheaper to Rent Than San Francisco Apartments |
| 2399 | /u/Gonad-Brained-Gimp | Man who shot roommate while teasing cat with laser sight fined $50 |
| 1664 | /u/WildAnimus | Cops: Man driving 112 mph was heading to pay speeding ticket |
| 1565 | /u/Abdullah-Oblongata | Police: Man Finds Wife Naked In Bed With Her Dad, Gets Stabbed By Father-In-Law |
| 1160 | /u/Plowbeast | Chess player caught 'using Morse code to cheat' |
| 705 | /u/Daltrain | Russian 5yo boys dig way out of kindergarten, try to buy Jaguar sports car |
| 657 | /u/BaveDrandon | Burning Man founder addresses diversity problem by suggesting black people don't like camping because of slavery |
| 534 | /u/redstopsign | Police Chief ‘Compared Black People To Monkeys’ After Racism Complaint |
| 473 | /u/vlad_v5 | Mother arrested for buying daughter 12 bags of cocaine for her 18th birthday |
| 463 | /u/MrBeanie88 | Nigeria bans horseriding to slow jihadists |
| 460 | /u/TheCreatorLovesYou | Female cartoonist could have 12 year prison term extended for shaking her lawyer's hand |
| 453 | /u/not_slim_shaddy | Florida man mistakenly texts narcotics captain to sell drugs, gets arrested |
| 389 | /u/yuanbao | Woman Caught Shamelessly Pinching a Loaf in Broad Daylight on California Lawn |
| 378 | /u/Roszs | Homeopathy conference ends in chaos after delegates take hallucinogenic drug |
| 333 | /u/LackOfHats | Scientists: Please Don't Nuke Mars |
| 325 | /u/MrBeanie88 | NYPD officers tackle retired tennis star James Blake after mistaking him for suspect |
| 280 | /u/Yarddogkodabear | Narcissists eventually figure out they are not especially socially valued |
| 201 | /u/mrojek | Scientists look to re-animate ancient, giant 'Frankenvirus' found in Siberia |
| 200 | /u/SarcasticDevil_ | Russian 5-year-olds dig tunnel out of nursery 'to buy Jaguar' |
| 198 | /u/patpend | Man loses election when nobody votes, including himself |
| 172 | /u/nixgriffin | Norwegian politicians propose putting refugees on Svalbard – remote Arctic islands with more polar bears than people |
| 172 | /u/rspix000 | Vermont State Police: Connecticut man clocked at 112 mph was heading to court for speeding ticket |
| 162 | /u/beaverbeliever94 | Oregon judge accused of hanging Hitler's picture in courthouse, screening gay wedding applicants |
| 157 | /u/littlbat | Apple Watch owners surprised to find that watch is used for telling the time |
| 134 | /u/Minifig81 | Arizona Man Shoots Himself In The Head While Trying To Demonstrate Gun Safety Feature |
| 129 | /u/UnemployedSam | Stop using difficult to guess passwords, UK's spying agency GCHQ recommends |
| 128 | /u/lo_and_be | Crimewatch actor in Julie Pacey murder 'named as killer' |
| 125 | /u/PolkyPolk | Apple Watch owners surprised to find that watch is used for telling the time |
Posted Sep 16, 2015, 7:44 AM UTC