What would Penny's IMDB page look like?

Lets avoid the obvious question of her last name. What would her IMDB page look like? I'm guessing her list of acting credits would be very, very short. But I feel she has probably done a lot of minor roles in sexual exploitation B-movies.

What would the trivia section contain? And what about the posts in the message board? My guess is a proxy war between Leonard, Howard, Raj and Sheldon through their various alts. With Penny and Amy themselves chipping in from time to time.