The Inaugural "Teddy Talkz"

Dateline: September 29, 2015

• Serial Dynasty Episode 22 The social media kidz are snuggled securely in the sober embrace of everyone's favorite podcast dad. Phooey on the #LyingSacksOfRedditShit - Dad's backyard shed signal is strong, he’s lookin’ all buff and he's naming names.

• Undisclosed Podcast: Brief Explainer TLDR The State's brief is long on vitriol but short on case law.

• Spotlight on the Honorable Martin Welch: he loves Jobim, Sassy and black beans and rice. All positive signs.

• Fighting Words - Rabia Chaudry's sent a late night lament about the State playing fast and loose with the facts in their brief. Our witty whirling dervish will have none of it.

• Confidential to Reddit's resident ersatz legal/forensic/RFF/color expert: http://i.imgur.com/kb8JRAw.jpg

• Hashtag abuse - grrr. Haters would commandeer Adnan's hashtag but it aint going down. Adnan's friends sparkle bright in Twitter's light. Professional guilters can't make dent. I'm lookin' at you Pert. #FreeAdnan

• I don't care what the Baltimore Detectives say, Adnan does not hate Christmas. Exhibit A: Stephanie's Reindeer. How did this inflamatory meme get off the ground? Some say Enehey. How did Enehey get involved? Is Aleister Crowley in the mix?

• Don and Debbie had a seven hour phone convo. Don and Debbie had a seven hour phone convo. Don and Debbie had a seven hour phone convo. If I keep repeating it will it start making sense? Is it a zen koan? Does it hold the key to the case?

• Anyone can start a podcast. Object lesson: Generation Why. They think Adnan won his appeal. They're an equal opportunity disinformation source.

• Legal beagle Brendan Kenny posted a Periscope on the latest Serial Dynasty. Codgers and folks with reasonable bedtimes can catch up via YouTube he's @kennybrendan on Twitter.

Blind items:

• speaking of codgers - Is the author of S--- W---- of retirement age? Is he really good with -----? *

• a certain disgraced reddit queen elected to Hae-bash over the weekend. You tell me. Only the DSM-5 knows for sure.

• u/absurdamerica be prankin' the pranksters.

• Special for Une - It's Spartacus - with an "A".

Look forward to your comments, and remain

yours sincerely,

Teddy

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