It was 4:30 am on a Friday night and I woke up to my naked roommate with his dick in my microwave.
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Posted Oct 3, 2015, 10:07 AM UTC · edited
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That's mighty drunk
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I don't drink a lot anymore, but I used to drink a little bit too much and I've never been stupid drunk enough to go, "Where's the best place to drain my lizard? Oh! This radiation box will do!"
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Being one of those peeing drunk types, I can definitely say it's more annoying than vomiting drunk. I had to replace my last passport because it got damaged when I got too hammered and pissed myself!
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Your roommate sounds like a developed character, good luck with him!
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I got very drunk last night and threw up everywhere but I definitely pissed in the toilet. I have standards...
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Ahhh college
It's gonna be hard to be chill when his parents visit next weekend. All I'll be able to think about his him R Kellying my microwave.