In preschool we had a field trip to the local police station and my mom came as a chaperon. The officer that talked to us explained how bad drinking and driving was, so in front of everyone I told him that my mom would drink and drive all the time. She was embarrassed as hell until I explained that I meant Slurpees.

I once was thirsty, and went to the doctor's book to see what disease this is a symptom of. I read like one and half columns in "Drinking" before I realized it was about alcohol.

Dr. Phil was telling a lady, "So you think your husband eats too much? And you also think he drinks too much." I got worried that I drank too much because I drank a lot of OJ 

Figured it out once I flipped out on my father for drinking a root beer in the car.

I thought that "Don't Drink and Drive" was an outright ban on drinking any beverage while driving