(Cap) lemon meringue pie - 4%
(FLV) peanut butter - 2%
(FLV) Strawberry - 2%
Things sometimes happen when you're mixing multiple recipes at once. This terrible mistake came out so strangely good; I can't put it down. Something about how the saltiness + nuttiness works with the lemon, and the strawberry hangs out in the background.
So, uh, anyone got any ideas for what the hell to name this Frankenstein of a monstrosity?
Posted Oct 14, 2015, 11:32 PM UTC
Bellstomp
?
Now that I think about it, I like it. Bellstomp.
I was gonna say Cockstomp, because you mentioned something horrible happening, but I felt the need to class it up a bit.
Bellstomp isn't far from bellsprout.
"A wild bellsprout appeared!"
... When you're hunting for Entei.
'Tis a horrible thing.
I've never been cockstomped, and I don't plan to. So bellstomp is the worst comparable thing I've got to that. Let's go with that.
Hey guys, I found the Pokémon nerd.
Bellsprout? Sounds like a fungal infection.
No one ever plans to get cockstomped.
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER, JELLY, LIME! PEANUT BUTTER, JELLY, LIME!
(I know it's lemon and not lime..)
I like it! But if I write that on a bottle, it's gonna look like toddler scribble
Sour nuts
Frankenstein Pie (Frankenstein's Pie?)
Frankie's Furious Pie (as a nod to your username)?
Frankenstein pie is a good name! I like that :)
Strawnut Pie
Beautiful disaster (wait, that's a song) FUBAR Pie
I don't know, I'm bad. I loosely base my names on songs.. I'm so lame
Those aren't lame! Beautiful disaster is a solid name for a juice. Some of the things people name their juices make me cringe. At least you're not suggesting "fucktard"
I just figured if you want to sell it, song names are not the best idea. Copyright and what not.
Edit: I generally try to have my names describe the flavor profile, doesn't always work.
Sweet and Salty Balls
Berrybutter pie
Call it whatever the hell you want. no one cares.
You must enjoy answering "what should I mix with these flavors" threads.
Peanut butter berry with a baseball bat