r/fakeid•
mpb19

Bad news fam

The girlfriend just broke up with me. Shes a bitch so idk why she did but im guessing it either from her parents knowing i have a fake or shes just a bitch. Hoping the old landsharks kills her tonight. But im currently about to down a 12 pack of landshark so we will see how its goes. Ik its not a normal post for this but i just had to say something bout her. #fuckolivia

Posted Oct 19, 2015, 12:37 AM UTC

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4starfakesNewbie Vendor•

when I was in your shoes, all I wanted was someone to drink with.. but no one wanted to keep up with me. I'll be your drinking buddy. Let me go grab a 12 pack too and we'll drown her out together #fuckolivia

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mpb19OP#FuckOlivia•

Thanks man may have to send some bitcoins over so you get some on me i havent told my friends yet so this Friday somebody's apartment or house is gonna get fucked up

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4starfakesNewbie Vendor•

havent told my friends yet so this Friday somebody's apartment or house is gonna get fucked up

lost my shit

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tjkells•

If this is really happening, one of you two PM me, I have some drinks lying around

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4starfakesNewbie Vendor•

I am 12 beers deep

u/mpb19 what're you at?

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SanctumXVI#FuckOlivia•

SUNDAY NIGHT, LES' GO

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4starfakesNewbie Vendor•

CANTSTOPWONTSTOP #fuckclass #inb4kfcs

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tjkells•

Starting now. Beer #1 of the 8 I have left

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4starfakesNewbie Vendor•

let's fucking goooo

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My-throwaway-user•

Can we make #fuckolovia a thing? Just randomly anytime something bad happens

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mpb19OP#FuckOlivia•

Yes yes we are going to do that

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Evolved_AshleyAnnoying as fuck•

fuck olivia

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kpk117•

Hey man. Don't sweat Olivia, you'll find someone else sooner than you think.

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wakaflockafakesGo Hard in the Fakes•

Fuck Olivia. She's a bitch and her parents are just jealous cuz your id scans and theirs don't.

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mpb19OP#FuckOlivia•

Oh fur sure they went with a local and ignored the sub...fucking idiots

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faketillyoubreak#FuckOlivia•

Don't worry man, I have never met an Olivia who isn't a bitch.

#FUCKOLIVIA

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mpb19OP#FuckOlivia•

I can now totally agree with that

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Khaki_Steve#FuckOlivia•

#FUCKOLIVIA

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desantiago08•

#fuckolivia

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RodoFloFlo•

Haha I'm dating a girl named Olivia and she's actually the reason for my fake. I hope all goes well brother, stay toasty. There are many honeyboos at the club.

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I_AM_MartyMcfly_AMA•

FDB

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Jason14thWOBBBBB•

I usually just go fuck another bitch

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MadHigher•

i never even liked her

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FaketasticScammer [OneStopIDShop]•

There are plenty of fish in the sea

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nerf96#GottaEatTheBootyLikeGroceries•

that explains why my browser tag says FUCK OLIVIA haha. ill drink some for ya tonight fam

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_yoloyellow18 and prego•

Lmfao just move on

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peachypoo55#FuckOlivia•

yolo = olivia

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mpb19OP#FuckOlivia•

I agree yolo=bitch=olivia

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_yoloyellow18 and prego•

ha. my name starts with a C honey

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Evolved_AshleyAnnoying as fuck•

yolo=c=catfish?

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fliptruck•

Yolo=pussy=Cunt

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Zabud•

Yolo's all about dat opsec

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pineapplegarden#TeamWobsWonderWorm•

u hoes are heartless.

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